Ridiculum Vitae

RIDICULUM VITAE

Pedro Silva was born behind the counter of a low-life bar

Exactly between whisky bottles and a .38 caliber pistol

(maybe this explains much of his future problems)

Abducted at childhood and raised by wolves

Later on; He joins a Gypsies Caravan

From who he learns NO magic or else

On a Saint John's night

The eldest gypsy woman

Predicts to him that ART is his future

He, being so STUPID

Believes her and leaves the caravan

In order to try to make a living out of his horrible paintings

That night the Gypsies left and NEVER returned

Alone, abandoned and moneyless

Wanders through the streets of GUADALAJARA

But always faithful to MEXICAN soup-opera tradition;

He finds his real parents!!!

Whom rather to go and live with the WOLVES

His bad luck it's such

That the only POSITIVE thing on his life

Are his AIDS test results

And even this turns to be FALSE

His birth date remains unknown

But his BELT size suggest

It was before low-fat food was invented

To this day

He continues his efforts on ART

just as a Circus Horse does;

For the FREE food and the whipping

Pedro Silva's Legend just begins….

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